Despite
my mom's best efforts I never caught the travel bug, I am a happy
house hermit. I do enjoy hearing/reading of travels, though, and
here's the book that caught my eye recently: There's No Toilet
Paper ... on the Road Less Traveled: the Best of Travel Humor and
Misadventure, collected and edited by Doug Lansky. There are some
familiar names here, such as Dave Berry and Bill Bryson, and many I
did not recognize, but all were good at humor! From a nudist beach,
to eating strange things (think potato bugs), to goat races to much,
much more it was a delightful read.
Given
the previous title, it didn't take much for me to decide to then read
How to Replace an Empty Roll of Toilet Paper: an Instruction
Manual, by Nathaniel Erickson. What a hoot! Written in a
'serious' style it tells exactly how to replace this important item
on several different types of holders. It also teaches how to put the
fancy little triangle you might see on a roll of the stuff in a nice
hotel. :-) Charming, silly, and fun.
And,
this theme gave me the perfect place for this book! Why
are My Nuts in the Toilet Water and Other Questions Older Men Need
Answered by Allen F.
Mahon. I've done a lot of
reading an the aging process in women and decided I should see how
'the other half' does it! ;-) There are similar issues ... things
that sag, drop, or fall. Hair in unexpected and unwanted places.
Foods that cause, um, reactions they never did in the past. Sounds
that emerge when sitting. Standing. Just moving ...! Memory issues
and so on. All nicely printed in large type so it's easy for old eyes
to read! Hysterical!
Reading
Hermit With Dog